Smash Mouth

Once a band that were critically bashed for having catchy, if not downright cheesy, "tunes" like All Star and I'm a Believer, Smash Mouth are now hated for spreading the coronavirus across the godforsaken USA as a result of performing before a large packt crowd (a crowd without masks or social distancing) at the Sturgis Biker Rally back in August.

Somebody once told me
The virus was baloney
He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I was feeling kinda numb
With a burning in the lungs
And I said I don't think that it's COVID

Well the chills start coming
And they don't stop coming
Feelin' short of breath
Like I just went running
Didn't make sense to stay home
No fun
Instead went out
Infected everyone
So much to touch
So much to lick
So what's wrong with my little droplets
You'll never know if you don't test
Why do I feel pain in my chest?

Hey now
We're contagious
We're in Sturgis
No mask
Hey now
You're a biker
We're all sharing
One flask
This is worse than the flu
I'll be seeing you in the ICU

- Smash Mouth killing it in Sturgis with their hit song All Star. Fuck that COVID shit!

by OK Dodo September 16, 2020

fupa smash

A professional wrestling finishing move where the fat ass miraculously climbs to the top rope and, after catching his breath for a minute, leaps down and buries his opponent's head under his massive fupa. There is no escape.

Dave's wrestling career was ended by a brutal fupa smash which left him paralyzed from the neck down.

by Dick Walk May 8, 2008

Sam Ash

A pretty cool music store. Not quite as nice or cheap as Guitar Center, but still has nice service and cool people as service people.

Man 1: Where should I buy a XLR Box?
Man 2:Well, do you want it cheap or do you want professional quality?
Man 1:Proffesional Quality
Man 2:Well, I would recommend Sam Ash

by thatcamel392 June 28, 2006

smashbox

vagina, pussy, snatch, the one thing that women provide to men that is of any value without the existence of which every woman would be punched in the face before she could complete a sentence.

Greg: After this shot, let's go talk to these chicks, I could really go for some smashbox.
Cam: Those girls are busted.
Jody: That means they are more likely to let us pound their smashboxes later.
Cam: You're right, let's go

by chicsbeachbum October 31, 2012

smashburn

1. noun. Def: Resulting burn from a particularly unpleasant hot smash, which depending upon the hot smash, could leave you ailing for hours.

The burn part of smashburn is usually related to but distinctly different from resulting burn from the runs or the squirts.

Lex: "Guys, I had a curry last night after drinking too much."
Guys: "Ah, that sucks, you'll be smashing all day."

Lex: "I just had one, and I've got smashburn."
Guys: "Maybe you should put some ointment on it."

by King Sexy November 7, 2005

Smashaw

One who gets insane amounts of vagina. This guy doesn't care what time, or place he's at. Every moment he is DTF, and so are the multiple ladies riding him daily. Used to describe a soon to be known sex god.

Did you hear about that guy?" "Yeah dude, that's the seventh sorority girl he's smashed this week, and it's only Monday!" "Man this guy is such a Smashaw." "Damn right he's such a Smashaw.

by jzqizzle May 27, 2010

Smash From The Past

Someone you had sex with in the past.

I ran into a smash from the past the other day, I can't believe I got that wasted!

by nigguhnoodle January 2, 2011