smashburn 

1. noun. Def: Resulting burn from a particularly unpleasant hot smash, which depending upon the hot smash, could leave you ailing for hours.

The burn part of smashburn is usually related to but distinctly different from resulting burn from the runs or the squirts.

Lex: "Guys, I had a curry last night after drinking too much."
Guys: "Ah, that sucks, you'll be smashing all day."

Lex: "I just had one, and I've got smashburn."
Guys: "Maybe you should put some ointment on it."

smashburn by King Sexy November 7, 2005

smashternoon 

When you spend the afternoon in bed with your partner having sex, sex, sex.

Smashing for the afternoon.

"I had a wonderful smashternoon with Sascha yesterday and left her pussy completely raw."

smashternoon by Limitless1 March 9, 2019

Mashburn 

BAMF-like Characteristics. Also to show outright awesome, badass, amazing, or influential. Word has been around for millenia and was derived from marshbourne.

When Chuck Norris walks by people admire his sheer Mashburn

Mashburn by BAMFasaurousrex June 23, 2011

slashburger 

The term comes from the Portland, Oregon area, ca 1970, and is used as a name for a swollen, somewhat salty and rancid vagina

"Dude, her slashburger would feed an army and it's low carb IF one doesn't gag on it"

slashburger by Princess Peussie April 5, 2005

Super Smashturbating 

When equips "Hulk Hands" (batteries installed to produce factory noises) and the proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: smashturbating

I heard my twelve year old super smashturbating from down the hall.

Super Smashturbating by The Powerhouse May 7, 2009

Smashturbating 

When one equips themself with "Hulk Hands" and then proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: Super Smashturbating

I caught my twelve year old smashturbating with his Christmas present.

Smashturbating by The Powerhouse May 7, 2009

Smashbrown 

The vigorous action of forcibly ramming a sizzling sausage through a hashbrown and into the anus of an unsuspecting victim.

This act is generally performed on a victim whom is either asleep or unconscious, done with extreme concentration. Victim must have the hashbrown (cold or hot) placed gently between the ass cheeks, ready for the oncoming insertion of a freshly cooked sausage (use chilli sausage for best results). Once both sausage and hashbrown are prepared, with one swift jab, penetrate the hashbrown and keep on applying force until anal penetration has been made.

Do not confuse with Gashbrown.

"Fuck me Brandon you'll never guess what happened to me last night cunt! After getting slept from a hard night on the beugs fucking Layne jammed a snag straight through a hashbrown and into my ass!"

Brandon:
"Haha you got smashbrowned you fucking gimp, serves you right for being a stooge cunt and greening out!"

Smashbrown by bacon remedy October 27, 2014