When you fuck an absolute 3 while your so croinked and zoot sandwiched and she has undiscovered stds that make her pussy smell like salmon. After you eat her pussy, you slowly turn into a salmon.
by buster_hymen69420 May 6, 2022
Get the Stinky Salmonmug. A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.
Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.
by thehighyeast September 30, 2012
Get the Salmon-Beard-Santamug. #1hey guys im just gonna shoot some hoops like a salmon,
#2 oh did you see that, that was an abulute salmon!
#3 oh man i did her like a salmon
#2 oh did you see that, that was an abulute salmon!
#3 oh man i did her like a salmon
by the salmon van April 2, 2010
Get the Like a Salmonmug. 1. An electricity waster. Especially in regions run on hydro-electric generation.
2. General Term for an environmentally apathetic jerk.
2. General Term for an environmentally apathetic jerk.
by Steve H. Perry February 27, 2009
Get the Salmon Killermug. 
When a bus or train is packed beyond intended capacity (just sardines) but there's clearly space that the dickheads in the back just aren't taking. Also called being a "sardine in a school of salmon"
by cutPanini March 29, 2023
Get the sardine in salmonmug. The salty curtains of a woman's clam. They often give a fishy odour which may be repulsive to some but some people known as Fishermen spend their lives looking for the King Salmon. There has been one official sighting of the King Salmon by Alan Bleacher who preached of its leather like texture. It has been reported to be over 65 kilograms and is supposedly extremely baggy from extreme penetration from 4 black men at once. There is a crusty white covering over the rat infested hole. The surface is now toxic and melts anything that touches it making entry virtually impossible. A children's book has now been written titled "Where's Clammy" in whch you must find the glory hole on each page.
King Salmon once said, "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."
by Ghandisflipflops May 11, 2011
Get the King Salmonmug.