stones 

balls, testicles

I planned to party and get laid Saturday night but my stones were too sore to even go out.

stones by Jake February 25, 2004

Rolling Stones 

A cool rock band from the '60s. Their music kind of went downhill in the mid-seventies, but they're still a great live band. Check 'em out if you can.

The Rolling Stones are good, but the Beatles are better.

Rolling Stones by That Other Girl August 28, 2005

stoner porn 

Montages of nice nugs of cannabis.
pictures of marijuana plants that look like stoner candy

nug mag and high times magazine are the old school stoner porn but now its all on the internet.

stoner porn by zachwarhawk December 7, 2010

stoner philosophy

Stoner Philosophy is a name given to any way of thinking or worldview/lifeview that is developed over time by an individual who smokes cannabis.

Not to be confused with 'Stoner Logic', which contains a much more comical slant. For example, a stoner might want cheese on toast, and so decides it would be a good idea to turn the toaster on the side and put both the cheese and the toast in at the same time.

Dude A: 'Dude, isn't it amazing, how everyone and everything is connected, and nothing really matters, and in the end everything just returns to the start and the whole cycle starts again, you know?'

Dude B: 'Nice stoner philosophy dude.'

stoner philosophy by anotherstoner April 19, 2014

get your stones drained 

euphemism for achieving an orgasm and subsequent sexual discharge of semen, whether by copulating or through an act of fellatio - hence draining the testicles

I hope you get your stones drained on your hot date tonight

get your stones drained by antiquebaker July 31, 2008

smokle of stones 

A group of friends getting stoned together.

"The smokle of stones"

smokle of stones by Eliza and Laura November 14, 2006

stoner fort 

A fort constructed (usually by college students) under the influence of pot or other illicit drugs. Such a fort can be made out of nearly any material; however - from observation - most prefer tie-dyed couches and soiled bed sheets. When one realizes what they have constructed while straight they often realize the error/stupidity of their ways.

Man, last night my room mate made a stoner fort with our couch...Then he threw a florescent light bulb out the window.

stoner fort by Kevin's Room mate February 19, 2004