Stalebate

Noun -When you're mastorbating and it gets so boring that your dick gets soft without cumming

I gotta get my internet turned back on soon, its been a Stalebate for the past nights without porn.

by Markopolo269s January 17, 2016

stale

when somebody has no emotion;mad

Girl 1: Bro, Patricia wouldn't talk to anyone yesterday.
Girl 2: Yeah I know, she was pretty stale.

by maddiekal March 7, 2016

Staling

To stall an event or process as the dictator of a country.

"He's not even conquered Finland yet, they must be staling."

by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016

stalagtite

Someone so cute you would hang around them even if nothing is going on - sediment slowly dripping down your body as you grow.

Annie is my stalagtite

by justusingthisonce August 25, 2016

stale banter

When someone from Sandbach cracks a joke

That person has stale banter

by Thirdofthefourth June 10, 2016

Staled

A meme that becomes old or dead.

Mr. Anal: Damn, these dat boi memes are amazing!

Mr. Shit: Shut the fuck up, Todd. That meme is totally staled.

by The Master of Memes August 25, 2016

stale cornchip

Something no longer of concern or interest, "old hat"

He was complaining again about his manager at Taco Bell, but I feel that's just stale cornchip.

by Ninja Clan Lord February 16, 2017