Douchebag Boyfriend Rule

For every respectable looking girl who seems to have class/not be a slut/or is a complete dumbass, there's always a douchebag boyfriend in the picture who brainwashes her to like him because apparently that's what all girls like to look for in a guy these days, instead of respectable guys without gelled hair, rhinestone-encrusted shirts, souped-up mid 90's Toyota's and have no job and bum off their mothas.

I was walking through the mall with my friends, and I saw this girl who looked down to earth, then my friend told me to look left and I realized there was a douchebag boyfriend rule involved.Damn.

by douchebag boyfriend rule ass September 23, 2010

rule 32

an internet rule that states that if it can be said, it can be said with a picture

why say "i see what you did there" when you can just as easily scour the interweb for hours trying to find a picture of an owl with a text edit saying the same thing?

that's rule 32

by lishuss October 17, 2006

ja rule

Another word for raging diarrhea.

It is imperative that the typhoon victims receive clean water and food as soon as possible to prevent wide spread outbreaks of Ja Rule.

by Scoopz January 15, 2005

three-what rule

If one is unable to reasonably understand a statement uttered by someone, the listener says 'What?'.

If, a 2nd time, either due to inaudibility or a heavy, drunken, southern accent (most commonly Kaintucky), the listener is again prevented from comprehending said statement, the listener is again permitted to respond with 'What?' (or, the 2nd time only, listener may substitute 'Huh?').

BUT, if after a 3rd repeat of the same comment by the same auditor, the listener is yet unable to grasp the meaning of several strung-together, nonsensical ramblings, he/she, as pronounced by the three-what rule, is not allowed to say 'What?' again. It is rude. This time, the listener, as deemed appropriate by situation and/or circumstance, must either:

1)reply quietly with 'mmm-hmmm', accompanied by a very slight head nod.

or

2)clearly say 'NO', and shuffle off in the other direction.

Southerner: Ah'm lookin for the pawn (or porn?) shop.
Listener: What?
Southerner: Ah sayed, ah'm lookin for that there pawn (or porn??) shop.
Listner: Huh?
Southerner: Friend. This is a simple question. Where is the pawn (or porn???) shop in this here cowpoke?
Listner (as prescribed by three-what rule): No. <shuffles away disjointly>

by duffmandarrah October 11, 2005

rule of three

When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had MULTIPLY a woman's answer by 3, 'cause ladies don't wanna seem like the slut. When a man answers DIVIDE his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player.

I knew Pete was really spanking the monkey at home when he said he'd been with 3 women.

by SexyDiva May 13, 2005

Rule 621

The 6-2-1 rule is a furry convention hygiene guideline. The rule mandates the following:

6 hours of sleep per night.
2 meals per day.
1 shower per day.

These numbers are lower limits and not intended as upper limits. The third part of the rule is to prevent con funk - all parts help to avoid con crud and concurrent post-con depression.
Source: 6-2-1 rule Wikifur

1: "Oh man, I'm so tired..."
2: "Well, did you stick to the Rule 621?"

by Samadadood July 10, 2018

JA RULE

An ass-rapper who will not survive one day in a REAL ghetto.

Ja Rule is so ugly he could give a sewer rat nightmares.

by rap hater July 15, 2003