Ryan

a meanie

Ryan is being a meanie to me.

by Em145 May 10, 2019

Ryan

A super hot guy with an ENORMOUS COCK

Ryan is so hot I wish I could fuck him

by KobeMcCoy March 21, 2017

Ryan

A disgusting waste of sperm that does not deserve the carbon footprint that he produces in his privileged life. He is the type of person to put a ruler underneath his pillow to see how long he slept.

After flunking my final it is no surprise that my Math teacher's name is Ryan.

by Not_Tommy_Wiseau June 5, 2019

ryan

likes to get very massive penises up his asshole and also likes to give out blowjob for 5$ but he really love watching gay porn.and fingering himself.

my brother is a ryan.

by bullshitbullshit March 15, 2017

ryan

A short, wimpy idiot that never leaves you alone. When your talking to your friend he will just sit there like he's in the conversation. Say's he doesn't have any problems but we clearly stated earlier that he does. No girlfriends....wait that imaginary girlfriend tho. Never really touched a girl. If she breaks up with him, guys are always available...

"You know Ryan? My 4 year old brother can beat him up."

by karrott1 December 5, 2017

ryans

a nasty place in georgetown were nobody but poor people eat

im poor lets got to ryans

by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004

ryan

A complete and total idiot that thinks he has a very false impression of self, generally someone that thinks he is much smarter/better looking than he actually is.

Wow, that guy is such a Ryan. He thinks he's so smart, but he's actually a moron.

by superubergenius March 11, 2008