rubay

a slang term For one to slap a hairy chode across ones face, whilst walking into the middle of a town centre drunk singing i'm still standing.

That lass over there seems to be a rubay one.

by rubay June 16, 2014

rubbering

The act of removing false teeth during oral pleasuring to allow your partner to enjoy the rubber like texture of your gums.

Tammy gave me the best Rubbering I ever had last night.

by ChrisMFGaines August 3, 2016

Rubber Duck

A wank with rubber gloves on

After my wife had done the washing up I took a rubber glove and went for a rubber duck

by Crackingopenacoldonewththeboys June 9, 2017

Rubber Dick

When you finish masturbating but you're still a little hard
"Rubber Dick"

I have rubber dick.

by ethio_ethio September 29, 2017

chum rubber

a woman who puts a food substance of any kind (normaly dog food) on her private parts and intices a K9 to lick it off for her own sexual gratification.

she is a chum rubber.

by bigspuds July 7, 2006

Rubber Ducker

A substitute for the "m-f" word, as used on the radio or television. Synonyms: Mothatrucker, Monkeysucker, Master Fighter, Melonfarmer, Feather Plucker. Could be useful while singing Obie Trice's "Adrenaline Rush."

"Get live, rubber ducker, when I speak, rubber ducker, out your seats, rubber ducker, I'ma reach rubber duckers..."

by WMT August 1, 2003

rubaiyat

A quantrain (four line poem-type deal).

Each Morn a thousand Roses brings, you say;
Yes, but where leaves the Rose of Yesterday?
And this first Summer month that brings the Rose
Shall take Jamshyd and Kaikobad away.

by monknomo October 27, 2003