quim

One who wears satchelled pants in which he can dump his masturbatory discharged usually go by the name of Jack Smith and wear specially designed satchel pants which allow easy access to the penis at any time. A typical quim would usually have bed time set around 8pm and have regular “naps” (masturbation sessions) throughout the day, “The early bird catches the worm”. Typical quotes from a quim would be – Nice pic ains, v. Nice tshirt mike and women aren’t funny.

"hey steve where did cliff go?"
"well he said he's gone for a shave but i think we both know he's wanking, the quim"

by Proudfeet2 January 29, 2009

quimby bag

somebody who is very,very gay.

BA is such a quimby bag. she is because she is really gay.

by cardiacgoose April 20, 2007

quim

a farting noise produced from a vagina, after penetration, because of the relieving pressure. otherwise known as a 'fanny fart'

that was a great shag, oh, theres that quim agen

by benajni October 27, 2007

quim

To extract male ejaculation (cum) from a female's genitalia by sucking with the mouth, often swallowing.

Would you like to be quimed?

Can I quim you?

To quim is to discover life's delicacies.

by J B November 12, 2004

Quim

A vagina with male love juice upon it.

He pulled out and gave her a quim.

by Simon Day March 8, 2003

quimby

A dick fart !!

The girlge sound that sometimes happens when a man ejaculates, is a Quimby

by lovethesemeanings May 9, 2011

quimga

something with idiotic attributes or relating to moronic thoughts or ideas

That quimga stole my car! Kill him!

by Dan Fox July 13, 2004