Simple Plan Concert

noun; slang
Emo (semi-homo) slang for killing yourself. A ticket to a Simple Plan Concert is a razorblade, shiv, exact-o-knife or any poor ass cutting device.

"I hate my life, I'm thinking about going to the Simple Plan Concert."
"Jesus Christ, don't do it!"

by Colin Basnett November 8, 2005

Failure to plan is planning to fail!

The most clever comeback a teacher will ever make. It will be used against you if you forgot to do something.

Mr Broadhead: Where is your commerce book?
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

by gravedog February 2, 2010

simple plan

A good band from Canada that sings about things they have experienced throughout life and anyone who doesn't like them doesn't know Jack Shit.

Fag: Simple Plan Sucks My Balls!!!!
Me: What The Hell? Simple Plan Rocks, goddammit!! *smack*

by Jin Kazama March 28, 2005

pelangi

Malay terms that represent Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer (LGBTQ) people. Pelangi means rainbow, which is the colour of the Pride Flag.

Ammar, kau suka Irfan? Kau pelangi eh?
Wah, ramai orang join geng pelangi.

by Modern Malay Record December 1, 2020

plandemic

A term used by nutjobs who think they’re woke because they saw a conspiracy article on facebook.

This is a plandemic made by the Democrats! 😡 Wake up sheeple!1!1! 💉🐑😴

by c0cKs0ck3r January 9, 2021

Simple Plan

A band (which I really like) that doesn't give a fuck about what others think. They only care about their fans, and their music, not about some ass wipes who have no life, so they go around saying " I h8 simple plan!1!!!shift!!1!nine!!11"

Ass Wipe: I h8 SP!!11!!1 they think there soooo punk
Me: When have they ever said they were punk? And if you don't like or care about Simple Plan why the hell are you talking about them. Get a life.
Ass Wipe: Shut up you poser!!!11!sfift!!1
Me: o.o Loser...

by xKristinax October 4, 2005

Simple Plan

another 'trendy' band that freaks/goths/punks (posers) first love then hate because they want to fit in
they are almost exactly like Good Charlotte

freak: simple plan kicks ass
freak2: simple plan sucks
freak: simple plan are posers they suck

by the chigger April 20, 2004