Pastel Pussy

When that pussy has been overused to such a point that it starts looking like a full rainbow, thus we call it that Pastel Pussy.

"Watch out dude, that girl basically has a full RGB Keyboard between her legs."

"You mean she has a Pastel Pussy?"

by Disturbed Aardvark April 16, 2019

Turnt Pussy

Smelly or foul odor in the down below. Pussy that went bad! Snatch that smells like bad fish.

"TP" for short or when you are around respectable people.

I was with this girl last night and now I'm not feeling so great. Man I think I ate some Turnt Pussy!

by Tracy Gonzalez December 26, 2019

red pussy mouth

When you eat that pussy and your mouth gets red and irritated- most likely from an STD

“Dude I got red pussy mouth from hooking up with Jessica”

by Big Samantha February 21, 2020

Miracle Pussy

A term used to describe a person's vagina (aka coochie) that feels sensational

That miracle pussy was so good, I couldn't help but nut in it.
She got that miracle pussy tho.
You know Tracey with the ass? She got that miracle pussy too.

by JanieLanie February 8, 2021

j pussy z

A Blue Whale's Vagina is so big and deep that 5-6 Men can easily lay down in it, making it the World's next biggest pussy after JZ

Guy: You wanna play chess?
Other guy: No
Guy: You are such a j pussy z

by Breaking Stank May 2, 2021

Printer Pussy

A mother who pops out out multiple children who look exactly the same

Kris Jenner has a printer pussy the way she popped them damn kids out.

by Timmy Pitstank October 8, 2021

Check Pussy Light

Means Her Check Pussy Light Started Flashing 23 Dicks ago. And needs to go to the shop “AKA” (Doctor). And get that shit fixed. Just like a Check Engine light on a car would do. Because that Shit smells like Sushi bar dumpster that has been baking in the Arizona Sun for the last week.

Jenny K. Was telling me the other day that Ashley’s smells like her Check Pussy Light has been on 17 dicks ago when she sat next to her at the Bar.

by DrFuck April 13, 2023