D-Punch the A-Hole

The act of performing anal sex.

My girlfriend was felling pretty kinky last night and let me d-punch the a-hole!

by Mick the Dick October 1, 2011

bum puncher

A slang (and usually derogatory) term for a homosexual. It was used by Stephen King in hi novel "It".

In "IT", a policeman states; "On the subject of bum punchers I'm neutral."

by geinman May 1, 2013

accidental nasal puncture

A highly common but regularly unreported injury resulting from the idiotic practice of attempting to cut your protruding nasal hairs with a regular pair of scissors while driving.

While driving to work I glimpsed the horrific cluster of abnormally dark hairs glaring back at me from my rear view mirror and panicked which led to the accidental nasal puncture which I sought to nurse myself as I considered the depth of humiliation I’d experience explaining it to the urgent care staff.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2019

punch it in

to bump fists, knuckle to knuckle, when something good happens or someone says something you firmly agree with. All the fun of a high five, but less dorky.

McSweeney's accepted your piece?! Punch it in!

by mandingoe October 8, 2004

punctilious

strictly attentive to minute details of NO concern to anyone

Emma and Ms. Gamper are punctilious

by zoe n May 17, 2005

Punch Me Up The Butt

phrase used negatively when saying "fuck me up the ass" is not appropriate.
this is not meant to be explicit. PUNCH ME- aggressive while UP THE BUTT- just all around bad.

"DUDE i have to go to a debate tournament instead of a rave. Punch Me Up The Butt"

"lolz h3 pwn'd m3. PMUTB"

by Lil Ton February 20, 2008

Donkey Punchers

The coolest geocaching group in Merced, CA. Known for being unable to find the easiest of caches, and often resort to calling other people for clues.

Person 1-"Dude i dont know where this cache is, someone must have stolen it."

Person 2-"Man, if we keep this shit up were gunna end up like the Donkey Punchers."

by Night Owl920 September 25, 2010