pudding

The brown sticky substance that accumulates in your underwear when you don't wipe your ass well enough.

Dude, we gotta go. I've got pudding!

by confucious_say September 22, 2007

penis-pudding

The seimen that comes out of a mans erect penile when he is erosed by a hoe batch sucking his shinny knob off.

OO yea my face is covered in penis-pudding
put your penis-pudding away george
eat my penis pudding bitch

by slapper steve September 1, 2003

Mexicana Pudding

When a woman puts on a feces and cum filled sombrero after sexual intercourse.

Hey Juan, did you hear that Chavez gave Layla the Mexicana Pudding last night? You couldn't even see that bitch's eyes!

by T.J. LeCates March 7, 2008

Pudding Wrestling

A competition where two females are placed in a pool full of pudding with the objective to pin the other's shoulders on the bottom for three seconds. Competitors may not bite, pinch, punch, or try to harm her opponent in any way. This sport has made its way to many colleges and universities throughout the nation.

1: Have you heard about the party this Saturday?
2: You mean the pudding wrestling party?
1: Yea! I hear it's going to be epic!

by wakeskater92 October 7, 2010

Pudding Pop Brothers

Two virgins who loose their anal virginity at the same time beside each other.

Husband 1: "My husband and I totally took these two boys anal virginities."
Husband 2: "They're now totally 'Pudding Pop Brothers'."

by IndigoFox March 1, 2011

Nervous Pudding

The act of bringing a woman to orgasm without physical touch.

The lyrics were so smooth that they gave her nervous pudding.

by NpGtRisT February 7, 2021

Pudding Baby

Mulatto children.

Seal and Heidi Klum have a pudding baby.

by Super Trooper Chickenfucker January 14, 2011