Promageon

an idiot who let u buy something for them

"hey what do want me to get for u"
"nothing"
"Promageon 😐"

by Ur.next.fuck.buddy June 5, 2021

Promatic

A real nigga with problematic problems.

Elijah really promatic person

by Rupt.Knight June 20, 2021

portmac

Portmac is a very rare hetalia pairing.
They have a long history together dating back from the 15 hundreds and they’re relationship was once described as good as Macau’s Portuguese cuisine. Portugal described them as a “dream team”but it’s mostly overshadowed by ships like engport and nedPort.

“Portmac is so underrated !”

by ThatHetaliaFan July 22, 2021

Portmaiol

Portmaiol is a special feeling in the heart. It’s not heartbroken but it’s not heart whelming. You feel very portmaiol mostly when there’s a compromise.

Person 1: Hey i got you these.
Person 2: But I told you to get the chocolate ones.
Person 1: Sorry.
Person 2: Now i feel Portmaiol.

by Amelia Roberto August 6, 2021

promentory

A place where a lake and hill and a valley meet and it makes a appearance in the famous game fallout new vegas

i like to visit our local promentory

by Buttfucker568 September 19, 2021

ProMaxJD

A man who loves cum and sticks his Willy into the first thing he sees, he is very sexy but has a bumpy hairy Willy and has severe nigsydrome , He is a liar for he is in fact not a pro, but a fucking noob so it should be NoobMaxJD instead but my therapist says I shouldn’t get angry or I’ll start drinking again and beat my wife and kids

Oh have you seen that guy over there? His name is ProMaxJD, yeah he’s a total ni-

by epicnoibmaster September 28, 2021

ProMaxJD

ProMaxJD is an absolute all around chad who happily walks around with a boner which is an alpha move that makes girls love him, however he is an absolute noob and should be called NoobMaxJD but I shouldn’t get angry over this because my therapist says if I get angry again I will drink and beat my wife and kids.

Non fag:“Yo what’s up babes” Fag who is non fag’s gf: “Do you want a kfc?” Non fag: “No ProMaxJD is fucking gay.”

No ProMaxJD is fucking gay

by epicnoibmaster September 28, 2021