premature-eclickulation

To prematurely click your mouse button.

Oops! "I clicked too soon". Or one who has a problem with clicking the mouse button too soon.

In reference to: premature-ejackulation.

by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005

Premature Padiddler

When one is playing the game Padiddle and believes they see a playable padiddle, and calls it out only to find that it was just a motorcycle or the car in front of another was covering one of the headlights.

Guy: Padiddle! Yeah take off that shirt girl!
Girl: That was a motorcycle you Premature Padiddler!

by Tet428 March 24, 2008

premajax

Verb. To prematurely ejaculate;
the act of prematurely ejaculating.

Noun. Semen, when premature ejaculation has occurred.

See: premature ejaculation; two pump jump; minute man.

Verb - The scene when he cries after he premajax is funny!

Noun - Wipe your premajax off me.

by Jason Sander January 26, 2009

premature etextulation

When you hit the send button on your phone in the middle of a text. You send your text prematurely and unfinished.

I was so nervous the I accidently hit the send button before I was finished with my text and had premature etextulation.

by SusieQRDH November 25, 2009

premature ticketulation

Buying many and/or expensive tickets to music gigs or festivals without waiting to see if your friends can make it.

I had such a bad case of premature ticketulation, I bought 10 tickets to see Basshunter but none of my friends want to go, now I'm stuck with them.

by Tee Elle See February 26, 2010

PREMADERCI

(pree muh dayr' chi) n. The act of saying goodbye to someone, then running into him/her again moments later (usually accompanied by a lame quip such as "you following me?")

Joe: premaderci... long time no see!

Jan: HAHAHA... nice one.

by piyox420andreev August 19, 2010

premature reply-ulation

when you accidentally hit send before completing writing your email. usually in the middle of a word or thought so that the recipient has no idea what the heck you are talking about.

When replying to the email thread Tim accidentally hit reply after he had typed "I just l", when what he really meant to say was "I just left". Thanks to his premature reply-ulation Kristen had no clue what his email really meant.

by krismac September 25, 2010