Mormon Missionary Position

A position one assumes while having sex (in any position) with a Mormon Missionary.

The young men got his bicycle and assumed a Mormon Missionary Position. He left the house with man gravy all over his chin.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 12, 2008

Sex Positive

1. Continuing to engage in erotic behavior and continuing to pursue an active sex life despite having been infected with a sexually transmitted disease, the term usually refers to HIV.

I'm sex positive, so I didn't let my diagnosis deter me from fucking Christopher in the ass. I simply used a condom, even if I were clean I would have because you never know your partner's history.

by Your DOM November 24, 2013

Emo kid position

Kinky sadimasochistic bondage sex against a wall with handcuffs, black whipped cream, whips, and rope.

Many emo kids love to have sex in emo kid position.

by shawbin May 31, 2011

Posag

What happens when you squat behind a bush to use the bathroom and you get poop on your sack and gooch.

I really had to shit and I went behind a bush only to get some serious posag.

Poop
On
Sack
And
Gooch

by Daniel Puhnayzee (spelled differently in real life) June 1, 2005

podigy

The man with the retractable chin!

Save that man from the burning building with your retractable chin, podigy!

by Heru June 2, 2007

poignant

a word like moist. some people hate to hear it.

Martha said poignant on the podcast!

by peachesviolence January 29, 2022

Pecans Position

The act of making out with someone under a pool table.

Me and this girl were rolling around on the floor all night eventually we ended up under the pool table in the Pecans Position.

by hplg February 9, 2010