Port Glasgow

Where aw the shitebags kick aboot and get kicked aboot and hide on buses n beg junkies a draw ay their vape cause they are junkies themselves. located in ay shitey inverclyde scotland

"Ers at horrible junkie hogbeast kaci forbes who kicks aboot port glasgow"

by jobbieg123 April 1, 2025

Panamanian Port-O-Potty

You go to a convenience store and get the an XL Blue Slushy. You drink the whole thing then go down on your girl for like 15 minutes.Get her good and excited, when she asks you to put it in you just piss on her.

I think I’ll stop by 7-11 on the way home, someone’s getting a Panamanian Port-O-Potty tonight!

by Freako Depot April 30, 2025

thinks her piss is port wine

Egotistical and self righteous

The way she comes strolling along, ‘chairwoman’ written on her badge, she thinks her piss is port wine

by Carol Knight July 7, 2023

reprogramming port

The area of a woman's body where she can take a reprogrammer to be turned into a human incubator by introduction of reprogramming fluids

Girl 1: Damn after we raw dogged it, I was dripping his reprogramming fluids out of my reprogramming port
Girl 2: Well let's hope he successfully reprogrammed you
Girl 1: Same, I would look so cute with a baby bump

by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023

prison port

"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.

Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.

by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024

prison port

"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.

Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.

by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024

fudge port

butthole, rectum, anus, asshole

Spread your ass cheeks when you take a shit so the area around your fudge port doesn't get smeared up.

by picklepee7120 April 17, 2024