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Plankerjerk

To help someone with a task in a very confident manner.
"My priest plankerjerked me when I needed some religious comfort."
by Joreycones January 16, 2010
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Planking

The act of lying face down in an extremely rigid state, with arms and legs straight, hence resembling a wooden 'plank'. Recent, hard-hitting fad in particular throughout Australia. Has been known to be lethal if participated in irrisponsibly, however the fad involves competition of participators composed of the danger/difficulty of the particular plank. Despite this, planking can be embraced by the begginner to the advanced, with potential planking surfaces ranging from the ground to on top of moving vehicles. However many plankers choose to rest the head on one surface and the feet on another, hence creating a bridgelike 'plank'.
Lets go planking, man
by flip69 June 12, 2011
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Planking

A form of art when thou shall lay on a miscellaneous object, stiff as a dog that has been hit by a car with a blank expression on thou face. Can almost be done anywhere.
Dude, today I planked on my Chimney!" "really? I planked on a fire hydrant!" I love Planking!
by Thuqnificent July 8, 2011
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Planking

The most stupid thing ever created that actually entertains people
Bill: Hey do u want to plank on that stairwall?
Chris: Nah planking is stupid and gay
by swaggtv1969 July 30, 2011
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Planking

the gayest ass shit. Usually done by dubs and losers.
Who the fuck is planking over there?
oh its just a dub with no friends.
by urbankid102 November 24, 2011
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plamy

a basic bitch broke ass bitch that tries to be popular and trendy
Man did you see the new girl in school?
She's so plamy
by it's not your business February 18, 2019
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Blank Plank

Dutch slang for a white girl or boy which has no ass in their pants.
Dude:That girls is a Blank Plank.
Dude2: Yeah I know
by SuchinberudoTerminal December 25, 2007
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