penalknocker

when a girl cuts you dick off and puts it up her ass

the girl was a penalknocker during sex

by slopknocker October 16, 2019

Pealiotosis

When a mans seamen blocks up the tube in the penis causing the penis to litterally explode looking like a pealed banana

Me:Doctor my penis looks a banana
Doctor: well richard that is a case of pealiotosis

by Doctor Dave Michaels November 25, 2019

Penalty

Where you bend over the misses walk back 7 steps and full pelt ram your cock balls deep in her tight pussy

Ima penalty kick my misses tonight

by Thegingegod October 30, 2019

PeraltaBoyle

A bellend who doesn't know that frosted tips arnt cool. Also these kind of people also happen to end up dating people way out their league. They also can be very stupid and adopt kids from russia

OI Jamie your such a Peraltaboyle you bellend

by TheRealAdamSandler November 10, 2019

Penal butter

When you stick your dick in peanut butter and have your dog lick it up.

“Son, what are you doing with the dog? I’m just giving it some penal butter.”

by Penal man May 1, 2020

Penal fracture

When you fall on your boner so hard that it breaks in half

I got a penal fracture while trying to chase Jessica at the prom dance

by dickWad25 July 16, 2020

pealy

A leech of a human. Zaps the life out of a room and refuses to join in. Dont be a pealy.

Typical Pealy, he hasn't left the flat in weeks.

by Pealy October 22, 2020