Pealiotosis

When a mans seamen blocks up the tube in the penis causing the penis to litterally explode looking like a pealed banana

Me:Doctor my penis looks a banana
Doctor: well richard that is a case of pealiotosis

Pealiotosis by Doctor Dave Michaels November 25, 2019

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palitosis

The state of accepting chronic shit breath due to the longevity of the friendship
This is a dual partnership between the shit breath individual as well as the condoning party.

A:"Your friend over there has breath like none other did his tongue die?"
B:"Its always been that way since we were kids It has permeated everything he speaks to. into , or falls asleep on. I honestly just accept it at this point."
A" Dude you have come down with a real case of palitosis"

palitosis by pairofdeez October 15, 2012

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Phalitosis

Dick-breath

"Shut up, liberal, your phalitosis is killing me." or
"I wanted to kiss her, but she had some serious phalitosis."

Phalitosis by IndigoWyrd July 22, 2021

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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