packing bananas

The act of attempting to do something that has no chance of success. Everyone knows that packing a banana for lunch, trip, car drive sounds like a good idea, but is impossible to accomplish without it getting bruised, brown and damaged, even if it's never touched.

The act of doing something completely hopeless.

Steve was trying to make his wife happy but he was just packing bananas. Everyone knows wives are never happy.

Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."

by DudeChet April 19, 2011

pack a cooch

Where some one packs their meat into a cooch

Damn nigga lemme pack a cooch you

by Doughboy Braden October 8, 2013

packs fudge

1) A person who likes to go in the rear door. Not always a Gay Male, but it quite often is
2) A person who works at a desert shop could often fit this category.

Joe is a little out there, he works at a shop on the boardwalk and I 've been told he packs fudge, especially chocolate. He wants to do it every day.

by baycer2 July 5, 2016

Koon pack

The finest gas that savages smoke

Chief keef and the Chiraq savages are smoking the Koon pack

by GloGangGBE May 23, 2016

flab packing

Back packing with no shirt. Just your jelly rolls out.

Me and my Boy Scout bros are flab packing this weekend.

by Blahblahyourmom February 19, 2017

Pack of Gummies

When a group of three or more old ladies remove their dentures and perform sloppy, wet, toothless head on your engorged knob.

I had a pack of gummies last night. What a feeling of skin to gum. They were hungry.

Gramps says I should visit him at the home. He says he will get me a pack of gummies.

by Eaton Holgoode February 9, 2018

Discord packing

Discord packing is known to roast people like obliterate destroy make them WWII Hiroshima!!!

Discord packing is too insult one of another
" Ex You shower with an brick dumbass!"

Alex: Your in that discord packing call?
Jayden: Yeah they be flaming blazing their asses!

by Soy Man May 31, 2022