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tiny poof

An animal that appears great in size, but, once you touch it, is actually very small and only appears so large because it has a great deal of fur. Like a pom pom, but alive, and, also, not at all.

Father: Your rabbit is a lot bigger than you said it was
*Picks up rabbit*
Father: Ah, this creature is entirely composed of fur
Daughter: Told you; my rabbit is a tiny poof.
Father: Your rabbit is a lot bigger than you said it was
*Picks up rabbit*
Father: Ah, this creature is entirely composed of fur
Daughter: Told you; my rabbit is a tiny poof.
by Pzazz Injyles March 18, 2015
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Just Poofing

Having consentual sex with another man in order to relieve sexual frustration.

No acts of intimacy, such as kissing.
First con:

"Came by your cell earlier and seen a guy hanging off your dick"

Second con:
"Gets lonely. It's just poofing and don't mean a thing"
by TnD-GSC July 24, 2016
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Shlan poofa

A way for Ken and Barbie to refer to their foot fetish without it being clear to the children watching it. All so it's pg
I have a shlan poofa.
by Greg4321 July 19, 2019
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Gooch Poof

When your fart rolls forward while sitting down and comes out the front .
Waiting in the doctors office, I let one slide out to my surprise,‘‘twas a gooch poof
by mUlletdude69 April 22, 2022
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Instant word poof

Awful, pretentious stream of consciousness blank verse typified by cliched imagery and cringeworthy sentimentality.
Our town glory dirty laughing frown history mystery once around the courthouse square to remember the whorehouses... Instant word poof
by Lalalalala1984 October 7, 2014
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poof

1. A British derogatory term for a homosexual male.

2. A derogatory term for a Christian, usually a Creationist. Comes from the thought that everything was created as it was about ten thousand years ago, thus it would make a giant "poof!" noise such as a magician making a rabbit disappear.
1. I told you George was a poof, he just made a pass at me in the locker room.

2. The poof goes to church regularly on Sundays.
by Janis May 17, 2005
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Poof

To pass gas, or fart quietly. A lady-like fart.
by Moxie Girl October 3, 2007
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