Poserfag

A week little pussy who is typically a skateboarder who looks like a little Faggott Trying to be something he’s not

Jonathan thinks he’s really cool now that he’s a skateboarder, but he’s really just a little poserfag who takes it in the ass.

by Queefsniffer69 August 25, 2022

Poseidon’s Kiss

When the shit hit the water and the water hits your coochie right on the lips.

Yeah I was just taking a shit and I got surprised by a Poseidon’s kiss

by Sursiq February 2, 2023

Pong Poser

People in which play beer pong with everything but an alcoholic beverage

A Pong poser is when a group of people get together to play beer pong, but instead of an alcohol beverage, they substitute it for drinks such as Monster and soda. Taking pictures and acting drunk in the process.

by therealistalive June 13, 2011

Perrier Poser

A person who fills an empty Perrier bottle up with tap water and drinks it arrogantly.

Baltasar – Dave must be doing well. He is drinking Perrier and looking rich and classy.

Magnus – I saw Dave fill that Perrier bottle up with tap water earlier today.

Baltasar – Dave is such a Perrier poser.

by Marry Swanson July 20, 2012

status poser

One who embellishes or even fakes a FaceBook status, to make their lives seem so much more interesting than it really is.

Did you see what Jake posted on FaceBook? We didn't get VIP seating to an exclusive club! We were seated near a window in a pub! He's so dramatic!!!! What a "Status Poser!"

Jessica the "Status Poser" is at it again! No guy gave up his umbrella to her, because he thought she was too beautiful to get wet! Give me a break, this is New York City. Nobody cares!!!!

by SSang October 25, 2014

Steaming Hot Bowels of Poseidon

Also known as a dishwasher. A quick and effective way to clean dishes.

I could wash these dishes by hand, or I could stick them in the Steaming Hot Bowels of Poseidon.

by Strudel Doom October 6, 2018

scene poser

scene kids ARE posers. 'scene kids' will make fun of other 'scene kids' so they don't feel like they're the ones faking it. No one should try to be a 'scene kid'. Scene kids think that if they hang out with a bunch of 'scene kids' they can call people dressed exactly the same as them 'scenesters.' scene kids know they're scene, try very hard to be scene, but will pretend that they came up with the whole trend and everyone copied them. They'll deny that they're scene at all, but that's just part of being 'scene'.

Scenester kids in mall: "Rawr look at that scene poser!"
*points to kids who have the same clothes, hair and music taste as them.*
Scenester kid: "ew they're so fake."

by agyness deyn show me pain September 8, 2007