poodletwat

having a sexually active relationship with a dog preferably a poodle

Dude Nic and Tommy are gettin hella poodletwat bro

by Success55 October 20, 2009

poodle tweaker

When a black kid and his white friend are having gay anal sex.

Did you see that poodle tweaker!

by Th3R3@!D3@L January 2, 2010

Pooter Dooter

A very horrible smelling fart. When performed in a car, pooter dooters will often cause automobile accidents when the driver and/or passengers pass out due to the horrible stench.

Lisa: Mom guess what?
Mom: What sweetie?
Lisa: I just layed a big 'ol pooter dooter!
Mom: *passes out and causes a 30 car pileup*

by The Dooker June 11, 2016

Pooted and Fratted

When a human excrets the lovely juices of the body into a solid form while a small little fart cloud flys gracefully out of the rectal cavity

Tommy pooted and fratted all over the couch so his mom had to buy a new one

by Függyjoe March 12, 2019

Pooter Bitch

A ho who is prone to queef during intercourse. Usually used as an insult to other men about their ho.

Yo Jeremy you got a Pooter Bitch don't you nigga

Fuck off Tom

by Keypatch April 28, 2020

Louisiana pooter cooter

A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!

She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!

by Gandolf staff September 10, 2016

chicken poodle soup

A fantasized bond between a chicken and a poodle talking while in a bowl of soup. (yes, this is a thing sadly)

Sarah! I put your poodle in my new drawing of chicken poodle soup!

by Demon38965 November 26, 2016