pooptality

When a person is so stupid all the time and can never get anything right. If they are more stupid than the word “stupid”, you use this.

God Karen, sometimes you act like such a pooptality it annoys me!

by roblox player June 29, 2022

Pooptastrophe

When you have a major pooping event that is in public and is problematic in some way or causes you great stress.

On a flight to Omaha, I had a total pooptastrophe in the airplane bathroom that was quite disturbing which ended with me realizing there was no toilet paper!

by Urberin Dictionary April 24, 2023

Pooptastrophizing

The worry about future pooptastrophies that may or may not happen.

I know I’m pooptastrophizing, but I’ve got to get on a plane to Omaha right now and I just ate 2 bran muffins and a hot coffee. I hope I don’t have a pooptastrophe.

by Urberin Dictionary April 24, 2023

Poopthirty

Anytime of day you need to take a poop. Usually after coffee or a cigarette.

Ooo that coffee just hit, it's poopthirty!

by Sadiescandalous November 27, 2023

Pooptin

The poo version of Vladimir Putin.

Gosh I wish Pooptin would stop being such a dick already.

by toeyjammer January 18, 2024

pooptrain

A word you can use as everything

“This restaurant is literally pooptrain”
“Kaleb looks mad pooptrain today”
“You are literally pooptrain, we’re not friends”

by The most famous guy pooptrain April 28, 2024

Pooptimism

That feeling of hope when you wake up ready to take a poop

Danny is a pooptimist. He plans early morning workouts with the he confidence he’ll be able to take a dump before heading out.

Every pooptimist household should keep a few enema kits in storage.

When Julia eats dairy, all pooptimism is lost.

by CoffeeEnema December 21, 2024