pollywager

a person who is really cool

person1:yeah you can sleep with her and me if you want to

person2:your such a pollywager

by mrs.jackass August 15, 2009

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pilly packer

a slang term for male genitalia which was originally used by actor Martin Lawrence on Feb. 19, 1994 during his notorious monologue on SNL that resulted in him getting banned from NBC.

Crystal: "hey girl, how did things go with Tim last night? did you get the D?"

Tyshawnda: "Girl! BARELY! His pilly packer was too small! It barely made it in and Tim couldn't stay hard!"

Crystal: "dang girl, I'm sorry"

Tyshawnda: "Yeah, the pilly packer wasn't satisfying."

by Nona.rosegold October 12, 2017

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pollyrectalitis

When someone has a cheery outlook on life, because they have their head up their hind end.

A person who is blinded about the things around them is in a pollyrectalitis state.

by ~k~a~y~ September 2, 2010

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Pillydonk

An uneducated whore who is usually immensly fat, and forces the money out of you by bouncing on your squeamish cock so hard it snaps in half. If you see one nearby, keep your distance, and make sure she doesn't see you. Also, you should call your local Pilly Spotters.

1. Wow, that bitch Dana is such a pillydonk! She nearly rendered me useless!
2. What a dumb pillydonk! I can't believe I let her pin me down.

by worriorc October 30, 2009

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poll watcher

for guys it's when old guys in the locker room tend to let their eyes linger on your ballot. or if you're a girl, they try to get a look inside your drop box.

Came out of the stall and a couple of poll watchers were trying to see my hanging chad.

by gingineer November 16, 2020

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