Definitions by Nona.rosegold
pilly packer
a slang term for male genitalia which was originally used by actor Martin Lawrence on Feb. 19, 1994 during his notorious monologue on SNL that resulted in him getting banned from NBC.
Crystal: "hey girl, how did things go with Tim last night? did you get the D?"
Tyshawnda: "Girl! BARELY! His pilly packer was too small! It barely made it in and Tim couldn't stay hard!"
Crystal: "dang girl, I'm sorry"
Tyshawnda: "Yeah, the pilly packer wasn't satisfying."
Tyshawnda: "Girl! BARELY! His pilly packer was too small! It barely made it in and Tim couldn't stay hard!"
Crystal: "dang girl, I'm sorry"
Tyshawnda: "Yeah, the pilly packer wasn't satisfying."
pilly packer by Nona.rosegold October 12, 2017
lay wood
Tim: I'm gonna lay wood tonight for sure. Stephanie so wants me, dude.
David: Huh?
Tim: We're having sex!
David: Bruh, just say that then
David: Huh?
Tim: We're having sex!
David: Bruh, just say that then
lay wood by Nona.rosegold June 7, 2017