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An uneducated whore who is usually immensly fat, and forces the money out of you by bouncing on your squeamish cock so hard it snaps in half. If you see one nearby, keep your distance, and make sure she doesn't see you. Also, you should call your local Pilly Spotters.
1. Wow, that bitch Dana is such a pillydonk! She nearly rendered me useless!
2. What a dumb pillydonk! I can't believe I let her pin me down.
Pillydonk by worriorc October 30, 2009
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pillywonker 

sandy: woah dude did you see that guy last nite?
juanita: yeahh he was a pillywonker
pillywonker by babypuncher123 May 23, 2011

pillynooken 

A Swedish or Norweigian word that grandmas use when referring to cock.
I'd trade your grandpapappies heart difibrillator in for one last ride on a hard pink Pillynooken .
pillynooken by Not On my way! June 5, 2016

Piddlydonkin

Why are you piddlydonkin with the paperwork for the attorneys?
Piddlydonkin by ThatBitchE October 13, 2021
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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