Pillydonk

An uneducated whore who is usually immensly fat, and forces the money out of you by bouncing on your squeamish cock so hard it snaps in half. If you see one nearby, keep your distance, and make sure she doesn't see you. Also, you should call your local Pilly Spotters.

1. Wow, that bitch Dana is such a pillydonk! She nearly rendered me useless!
2. What a dumb pillydonk! I can't believe I let her pin me down.

by worriorc October 30, 2009

pillywonker

A stupid guy with an awkward penis

sandy: woah dude did you see that guy last nite?
juanita: yeahh he was a pillywonker

by babypuncher123 May 23, 2011

pillynooken

A Swedish or Norweigian word that grandmas use when referring to cock.

I'd trade your grandpapappies heart difibrillator in for one last ride on a hard pink Pillynooken .

by Not On my way! June 5, 2016

Piddlydonkin

Fucking around, procrastinating , stalling

Why are you piddlydonkin with the paperwork for the attorneys?

by ThatBitchE October 13, 2021