pissworthy 

someone or something that is so funny that there is no other word to describe them/it but pissworthy (piss your pants hilarious).

Connor asked Kat if she would like to hear what happened to him that day and Kat replied "Only if it's pissworthy."

pissworthy by Oatbag April 11, 2007

Pistidity 

The state of being pissed off.

When the Coffee Shop announced that they are no longer selling Wildberry drinks, Casey was in a state of pistidity.

Pistidity by mcmwku1 February 24, 2009

Piss rat 

A rat that is so disgusting and fucked up.

1) Dude, don't you think that Paola is such a piss rat.

2) Paola: Bethany, why do you look so ill?

Bethany: I just fucked a piss rat.

Piss rat by NaoFabio July 13, 2009

piss stick 

when your bladder is so full of urine that you develop an erection

I had to pee so bad that i got a piss stick

piss stick by MikeB412 June 22, 2011

Pisswit

A retarded individual whose brain is made up of at least 75% stale urine, which adversely affects his/her ability to interact appropriately with normal people. Most frequently encountered while driving on the public highway (or more usually cycling), but not limited to this. Pisswits are found on all continents and in all walks of life.

1.That's the 10th pisswit I've seen going through a red light on it's bike this morning, and I've only been out 5 minutes.
2.Don't go near Kieran, his breath stinks, and he's a bug-eyed moron: no, actually he's worse than a moron, he's a pisswit!
3. I was going to shag Jackie, but as soon as she opened her mouth I realised just what a pisswit she is, so she can go and fuck herself!

Pisswit by Dick Shunairy Jim October 24, 2012

Pistol Shifter 

To present something more favorable than it actually is.

Or to hide imperfections.
Comes from a pistol, or a dick, who is being shifty, shifter.

Goes to in-n-out: You pistol shifters are front loading the beef!

Pistol Shifter by _xanti_r August 8, 2019

Phantom Pisser 

Not to be confused with phantom shitter, the phantom pisser involves an individual with a full bladder walking into a public bathroom, switching off the lights, storming the first stall with a person in it by kicking down the door, and then unloading a warm spray of urine on the unlucky stall-goer. The pisser then sprints out of the restroom as fast as humanly possible without revealing their identity, thus becoming the phantom pisser.

-"Dude did you hear someone stormed into the girls bathroom and pissed on Emily?"

- " Yeah who did it?"

- " I don't know. They're just calling him the Phantom Pisser."

Phantom Pisser by Thent Vandercamp September 8, 2010