P.C.T.M.

Acronym for "Pussy Clouds The Mind".

A disease where a male's judgement is severely impaired due to a woman's presence.

"Dude, Johnny has PCTM. We need to beat it out of him ASAP!"

by Tomo March 27, 2005

U.M.O.P.

Uncivilized Monsters Of Poverty. Its commonly used in a derogatory fashion by "well to do" snobbish rich kids to describe those of a lower class.

"look Charles. It's those damn u.m.o.p.'s sitting on that green box again. lets go this way instead, I wouldn't want to get AIDS if one were the breathe on me. well said. indeed."

by David Cummings December 10, 2006

M.O.P.

master of pull-out. Timing it so that you pull out of her before you bust a nut.

Yo, I don't need to use a condom, I'm the M.O.P.

by chicago2212 November 7, 2006

M.F.P

Major Fucking Problem

Bob deleted all the files on the server... again!. That's an M.F.P. and a C.L.M. (Career Limiting Move)

by Ad ministrator August 4, 2007

P.B.F.M

Perfect Boyfriend Material

Jeremy is P.B.F.M

by Babygirlawesomeness July 14, 2017

i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m

“ i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m” this means I don’t know how to tell you this but you are the best person I ever met.

If someone ever said something like hey try to read this “ i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m” well now you know.

by Dontplayb February 27, 2021

M.A.P.

Morning after poo, usually occurs after a long night of drinking and partying

Have you M.A.P.ed yet? I took such a good M.A.P. this morning

by Parted a little too hard September 23, 2009