Buttcrack oyster

Residual leftovers of poo hanging to buttcrack hair. Also referred to as dingleberry

Darn Bryan you need to wet wipe to rid yourself of those buttcrack oysters. Or Bryan quit being such a buttcrack oyster and grab your fishing pole let's go!

by anonymous May 23, 2023

tenacity oyster

An aggressive vagina

I’ve heard that chick likes to put out. She has an aggressive vagina. A tenacity oyster, if you will .

by Dom Dom June 16, 2023

semen oyster

A semen oyster is a disgusting lolcow who just sits in his room and masturbates all day. He doesn't move like an oyster and there is semen all over his room, hence the name semen oyster. He can be milked for his lolcow pearls and is more often than not a tranny.

All that pedophile does is masturbate in his room all day! He's a fucking disgusting semen oyster!

by Hunter Biden January 22, 2024

Female oyster

Mistaken google translation of the word #mesugaki.

In the Japanese language there's a phenomenon called rendaku, which causes a voiceless consonant to become voiced (in this case the letter "k" becomes "g"). Prefix "mesu" (jap. 雌 written in kana as めす / メス ) means female animal or plant. The translator mistakenly took the word #mesugaki ( jap. メスガキ = female brat) for the "mesukaki" (female oyster) undergoing rendaku.

Uohhhh! Damn female oyster, correction is needed! 😭😭😭💢💢💢

by sobbingmess April 29, 2024

cushion oyster

Referring to a load of semen left on a chair or couch or backseat.

Also used in reference to a kid that's a couch potatoe.

Who is that over there on the couch? That's my little cushion oyster.

by HookerHuey June 16, 2024

Spunky oyster

When the man masturbates and he catches his semen in his hand the makes his partner suck it out like an oyster

Man feeds partner after projectile from cupped hand " here's a spunky oyster"

by Zigzagmanbag February 24, 2024

spicy oyster

When using Vicks as lubricant

Scotty was out of lube so he shagged Amanda with Vicks and gave her a spicy oyster

by Spitting cobra March 28, 2024