Basic training

A series of courses offered by the military in which the instructor has a few months to fix 18 years worth of your parents fuck ups.

Your mommy will not be there when you get to basic training.

by Chrispy1990 August 20, 2020

Fire train

A sexual act where gay men put jalapeño juice on their penis's and then assfuck

I was never concerned about my gay little brother wanting to be a train conducter until he meant of a fire train

by sausagephest September 5, 2013

Complain Train

This is a metaphor that describes the complaints that are aired by people who have just taken a right on the struggle bus.

It can also be used to describe situations where some is constantly complaining about something over and over again

Jack: *spills water on shirt*
John: Wow dude you are really ridin the struggle bus today
Jack:Shut the frick up dude it wasnt my fault I hate you
John:....and here comes the complain train

When Jack hates his job soooo much and he tells everyone on earth about it like 50 times, Jack is riding the complain train.

by BK Lounge22 August 26, 2013

Anger train

When someone is so angry that they are mean with everyone and sometimes go as far as to break things. When they are continually in this emotional state.

guy1: your girlfriend i a whore
guy2: WTF DID YOU JUST SAY?????
guy3: here comes the anger train

by Fraench March 24, 2012

milf in training

An attractive woman who does not have any children yet, but hopes to someday, so she can become an actual milf.

See Britney Spears

Britney Spears was photographed wearing a T-shirt that said, "MILF in training"

What a stupid whore.

by S_t_G December 26, 2004

train wreck

A sudden and disastrous halt in the music 'set' played by a DJ. Often associated with the music styles of House and Techno where a set can last for an hour or longer. This calamity results in the loss of rhythm and ‘flow’ in a club or rave, which in turn presents a certain negative attitude by the attendees toward the DJ. This is best defined as ‘boo’. This condition often throws the DJ into an extreme state of apprehension and a fevered determination to save his cred usually resulting in an increased chance of causing another train wreck. Technical problems associated with equipment do not qualify under this definition. Derived from the visual image of a train, traveling at high speed, smashing into an brick wall.

I was at the club last night at this fucking newb train wrecked in the middle of the night. The entire place just froze. I know he ain’t getting a second chance.

by C. Anderson October 15, 2007

Aluminium train

Either the act or the sensation of intravenous cocaine use, due to the metallic rushing sound you hear when the drug crosses the blood-brain barrier. The ultimate rush accompanied by the ultimate tinnitus.

i shot too much llello last nite & all i could hear was the damn aluminium train.

by Fruitbat December 20, 2008