The Facebook Number Game

A stupid ass trend/game/fad that has recently popped up on Facebook. To play this "game", you post on your wall that you want your friends to message you with a number. After the number is recieved, the original poster posts the number, as well as his/her thoughts about the person.

This would not bother me so much if it didn't flood the hell out of my wall. I check my FB for a grand total of 10-15 minutes each day, and this is all I see.

To quote one of the posts:

" The Facebook Number Game - send me a # (0-500) to my inbox and ill tell you whats good. I'll post the number along with the answer on my page,
so only you know who it's about"

What a load of shit. Its already bad enough I have to filter through all the game updates, pointless status posts, and all the general crap Facebook has added in the last year.

by WackyJack December 10, 2010

warden number helga

A total and utter man beast of a woman often assotiated with the army or military. she is so ugly that she is not given a proper name and is referd to as number helga.

Warden number helga get here now and swab the poop deck.

by hannah March 30, 2005

Chicago number 5 with boots

The Mafias term for burning off an informants genitals and all the skin from the botoms of his feet and hands with a blow torch then stomping him to death.

Dya hear Vinny caught a Chicago number 5 with boots for ratting out Vito"

by Jacob the Grand May 18, 2006

nomlette

An omelette that is of om nom noming proportion

All I had left in my fridge was eggs and take out, so I just made an epic nomlette last night - it had tater-tots and onion rings in it

by GoGators2009 March 2, 2009

Number Five

One of if not the best character on The Umbrella Academy. A 58 year old man trapped in a 13 year old boys body, he loves coffee, has a relationship with his mannequin Dolores, and is a time-travelling little adorable badass.

"Who do I have to kill to get a decent cup of coffee?"
"Did you just quote Number Five?"
"Maybe"

by ww15 April 1, 2019

Number one victory royale

Yeah fortnight we bout to get downed (get downed!) ten kills on the board right now

We get a, Number one victory royale yeah fortnight we bouta get downed (get downed) ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town, my friend just got downed, I revived him now we're heading south bounds! Now we're in the pleasnt park streets, look at the map, go to the mark sheets, TAKE ME TO youR XBOX TO PLAY FORTNIGHT TO DAY

by thegg1ord March 22, 2021

avocado's number

the amount of time it takes (in microseconds) for an avocado to adequately ripen for consumption

this avocado has an avocado's number of 6.02x10^23.

by theprehnmantis October 28, 2010