number one baby

A significant other; Love of one's life; the most important person in your life (note: one's number one baby could very likely also be their manager)

After the dodger game, Armen made love to Marlene like she was his number one baby!

by Armen N August 7, 2006

Number

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I i need 1 bag of sugar

I need 2 bottles of milk

I need 3 PS4’s
How many numbers is that

by Ghhfhdhdhshshhd August 17, 2018

fuck number

The setting on a Sleep Number® Bed used for fucking.Usually a much higher number than used for sleeping.

My sleep number is 35 and the wife's is 55 but our fuck number is a firm 85.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

your number

the number of sex partners one has had.

Hey sweetie, what's "your number"?

by tl_terry June 18, 2008

numbersexual

Someone who experiences sexual enjoyment from doing math problems.

That numbersexual was moaning while doing his math homework.

by classholes November 26, 2014

number girl

A now-defunct revolutionary Japanese indie rock band. They formed in 1995 and disbanded quickly in 2002. They released 4 studio albums: School Girl Bye Bye, School Girl Distortional Addict, Sappukei, and Num-Heavymetallic. They are better than you.

They consist of Mukai, Tabuchi, Nakao, and Inazawa. The song "Omoide In My Head" was played at every one of their shows. It always melted face.

"We're the only ones that have heard of Number Girl in this country, but they rock so hard!"

"Man, Number Girl are better that the Pixies and Husker Du!"

by failicide December 7, 2013

number is up

Someone's number is up the moment before they die. When used in the past tense, it means they were destined to die at the very time they actually did die. When used in the present tense, it might be a threat to kill someone immediately.

The phrase is perhaps based on the Take-a-Number System, in which customers take a numbered ticket rather than waiting in line. When the clerk calls out your number, "your number is up", and it is your turn to place your order with the clerk. Of course, the clerk might be the grim reaper instead!

A tree fell and killed him because his number was up. OR: You've pissed me off too many times, Humberto; your number is up.

by jpUrbanDick January 15, 2014