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Calfs Nostril

A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .

A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
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Red Noser

A person who likes to eat out their woman, especially when she is on her period.
Yo, Mario is such a red noser to his princess peach.
by MattieWookie69! July 20, 2023
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Brown noser

A person who kisses ass to get on a superior’s good side.
by Meanleangreenbean August 11, 2023
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Niagara Nostril

When you moisten your finger with saliva and stick it in another’s nostril.
“Dude, I just gave Chedda the ol’ niagara nostril on the bus.”
by CheddyBombs27 April 4, 2024
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Niagara Nostril

When you moisten your index finger with saliva and insert it into another’s nostril
“Dude, I gave Chedda the nastiest niagara nostril of all time.”
by CheddyBombs27 April 4, 2024
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French nostril

So basically the guy will cum up the nose and the person will snort it in.
Yeah I gave my girl the French nostril now she can’t breath out of the right side of her nose
by Koolaidketchup December 12, 2024
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Norwegian Nostril Spunker

When you spunk into someone's nostril/s, causing them to release a snot rocket and spew it all back out.
Frank: gave my a girl a norwegian nostril spunker yesterday it was messy
my girl: true
by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026
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