adj. a person that screws something up
used when someone makes a mistake or cannot do what is expected of them.
used when someone makes a mistake or cannot do what is expected of them.
"Duuude you spilled another beer you fucking murph."
"The Sharks can never come in clutch during the playoffs, they are such murphs."
"The Sharks can never come in clutch during the playoffs, they are such murphs."
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Someone that is so oversexed that they'll go either way just to get their rocks off, gay or straight.
by Ferd Berfel November 3, 2003
Get the morphasexual mug.1. To be stricken with an exceptionally potent case of Murphy's Law
2. To be repeatedly stricken with cases of Murphy's Law, of any severity
2. To be repeatedly stricken with cases of Murphy's Law, of any severity
Man, I got murphed hard when I bent over to tie my shoe, and accidentally farted just as a hot girl walked by, and fell face-forward in front of a speeding Vespa!
by SunshineAndPudding May 30, 2011
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by Mustafa November 10, 2003
Get the Murphy Lee mug.A homo-sexual bicurious man who has never ever been within several feet of a woman. He fears them as if he were a mouse and a cat was after them. His little brother is 2 years younger and tapped 50,000 more women than him.
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" She was fat like a murph."
" You smell like a murph."
" Man that homework was hard like a murph"
" I gotta go take a dump like a murph."
" Your momma looks like a murph."
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" Your momma looks like a murph."
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