Suave Minge

Expression evoking smooth operation, smooth talking, and generally smooth behaviour. An individual considered a "suave minge" can proclaim themselves a "smooth operator". The "minge" suffix is used as an extension of the term, resulting in such an individual as ranking higher in terms of suaveness than somebody who is merely "suave". Can also be used to refer to ideas and concepts that are classed as suaver than suave.

"I'm off to get a pizza, get myself a mighty meaty extra large!"

"Man, that is so suave minge!"

by Travvo April 22, 2009

minge doctor

A geinocologist (or however its spelt)

Jons mum:ooh i got an awful rash off that random guy
Davids mum: ooh really?
Jons mum: yeh ive got an appointment with the minge doctor

by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 3, 2003

manky minge

a fanny that looks like its been turned inside out

person1:i was gonna have sex with this lass last night but she had a floppy fanny
person2:ha shes been pulling her fanny! shes got a manky minge

by u all suck September 6, 2006

minge

(UK slang) Sachet of stench; malodorous ooze zone; paternity trouble bucket; gay no-man's-land; smelly cachet of STD's; bloody-napkin holder; frontal farter.

Like a minge, the creature bled for five days but would not die.

by Viking November 11, 2003

minge bling

Refers to the jewelry that is worn by women with their genitals pierced

"I bought some new sexy minge bling today"

by dj shiva July 29, 2007

Minge twinge

It is basically a nipple cripple attack for the minge. It involve grabbing the minge tight between your fingers and twisting with force.

Look Fleur, you got something down your pants. **grabs and twists minge
Fleur: ow, you bitch you minge twinge me bad!

by Meejoolie December 13, 2017

Single Ready to Mingle

A term when your spouse has died and instead of sex, you are now looking at pranking fire/police stations for entertainment, resulting in a possibility of a gay "mingle"

police officer: so how is your wife?
firefighter: you know she's dead right?
police officer: cool mine, too.

SINGLE READY TO MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!

by sukmadick February 27, 2012