Meaghan

A slang term for the placenta that comes out of a woman after giving birth through her vagina. Also known as "after-birth."

Sally: "Did you get to watch Alice give birth, Suzy? It was so amazing!"
Suzy: "I sure did! The miracle of life is so beautiful, it brings a tear to my eye!"
Sam: "I don't get what you bitches are talking about. The meaghan that followed all the blood and guts was so disgusting, I threw up all over myself."

by Salt & Vinegar February 24, 2009

dirt merchant

A person who is employed by the NAVY and disobeys direct orders and regulations. A dirt merchant may also intentionally not salute officers. Also a person who smells of cigarettes, copenhagen, booze, and strippers.

Cody is a real dirt merchant.

by LCPO of the Dirt Merchants June 6, 2009

Meghan

A sweet and caring girl. She is the type of girl that would do anything to stay with the love of her life. She is also very beautiful. If you ever get her you are one of the luckiest people ever. If she gets with you she won’t ever want to leave you She is very quiet but can be loud in bed.

Meghan is as hot as the sun

by Kaden Smith September 26, 2018

Meaghan

A girl who is totally into herself when she clearly shouldn't be.
A girl who decides to wear fake eyelashes and dye her eyebrows because she doesn't have any.
A girl whos hair looks like she wears wigs.
A girl whos nose resembles one of squidward from Spongebob.
A girl who hooks up with minimum 6 guys at once.
A girl who throws fruit punch on a guy's car just because he doesn't have an interest in her.
A bitch.

Guy #1:Oh i tapped that last night!
Guy #2:Who, Meaghan?
Guy #1:Yeah.
Guy #2:Did you use the paperbag technique?
Guy #1:Well obviously I had to, Look at the Bitch!

by Anonymousssssssssssness December 11, 2008

Meghan

a beautiful girl who just wants to make other people feel good about themselves. not a skank. not a slut. meghans are very smart and intelligent and very aware of their futures. they dont want to make any bad decisions for fear that it will let anyone down. they bring the fucking rain down on their enemies:) dont get on meghan's bad side or you will never hear from them again. they dont like to deal with other peoples shit, so they'll just ignore you until you leave them alone. finally, meghans are amazing beautiful cunning smart people. you would be crazy to lose one. (and they are also very sarcastic. if they really like you, they will tease you a lot)

"whos that girl? shes really pretty but shes always in the library reading. doesnt she have a boyfriend?"
"thats meghan. and not yet, but i know like 4 guys that have a thing for her"

by NerdGirl2002 December 16, 2016

Meghan

Super awesome person with a quick wit. Can be a bit rude sometimes, but always means well with her words. Stronger than she will ever let on.

Katrina: I can't believe Meghan called me a rotten cat! What does that even mean?
Rhett: It doesn't mean anything, and she's not upset, just had a spur of the moment reaction. It's nothing mean at all.

by Ruby Oaks March 6, 2018

Meghan

Meghan is a type of girl that will kick your ass if you mess with her but otherwise she is loved girl she is popular and always stunning she alway looks good in photos and alway has a lot of followers she is loved by everyone and lots of people look up to her

Girl 1: I wish I was like Meghan

Girl 2: Yeah she is so stunning

Girl 1 & girl 2: prays to her

by Scooby Doo September 14, 2018