Matty Mind

Leagues above the average Matty, a Matty Mind is your go-to guy in any situation. Comes in clutch for just about any occasion because he is a certified renaissance man. A true “guy’s guy”, he is insanely loyal to his friends and the best type of dude to chill around. Will usually have long lasting romantic relationships due to aforementioned loyalty. Tends to have an interesting and unique perspective on things that’ll make you reconsider your own. Is known to have a unique sense of humour. Would give you the shirt off his back and his last dollar. Genuinely the best type of guy all around; the kind you bring home to meet your parents. Everyone should have a Matty Mind in their life.

Friend 1: “Fuck, my check engine light just came on again.”
Friend 2: “Why didn’t you have Matty Mind fix it the first time? Call him up, nigga.”

by ProwlerintheYard April 21, 2025

Matty

Used to describe something that used to be a trend but isn’t anymore because of matty and is being dragged

Example: nobody says rizz anymore ts so matty

gurt: yo

by noahsackslover420 April 24, 2025

Maizy Move

When you arrive at a coffee shop and order before your friends arrive so as to not pay for their drinks.

Misha arrived 30 minutes early to the coffee shop and Maizy Moved.

by Mintzy Cocoa Puffs May 7, 2025

Maizy Move

When you arrive at the coffee shop 30 minutes early as to not pay for your friends.

Misha went to the coffee shop and Maizy Moved.

by Mintzy Cocoa Puffs May 11, 2025

casual matzah

A person who exhibits trashy qualities similar to white trash but can be of any race

Raven was sooo casual matzah in biology this morning

by Camishqua December 2, 2004

wannabe Matys

a group of few fuckers that want to be exactly the same like one of my best friend. they're acting like him, wearin similar clothes, two of them even got a hairstyle like he does. every "wannabe Matys" almost admires him, but he hates this act of copin his own style. they're also suckin to him every moment and it's so pathetic. he's always gettin fuckin angry when they're doin such things.

1) wannabe Matys nr.2: hey, Matys, wouldn't be great if we all buy this same shirt and then wear it in the sql?
my friend: fuck off, ya mothetfuckin wannabe!

2) plumber: look Mateo, I've bought you flowers, I love you, I don’t want to be like you, I WANT TO BE YOU!!

by Janczor December 24, 2008

c-matty

A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.

A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.

A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors

The doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty

by calikid327 March 6, 2011