Machaon

If you have this name you have a big dick and are a rare breed, which means you're built different.

Machaon pulled so many hoes at the club last night with Marty mcfly williams.

by Bigppmartymcflywilliams October 6, 2020

Machboos

A main khaleeji dish and the most delicious meal

Him:What’s our lunch today?
Her:it’s machboos dyay

by Daqoooos May 6, 2021

Machelle

Best friend material. Your twin flame. Your everything. Someone who you can count on no matter what. She is funny. Relatable. Cares so much. Always understands exactly what you mean. You cant beat her talent. Her fashion style is so cute and unique in the best way. She is so creative. The best human to walk this earth. She makes life 10x better.

Wow. Machelle is just so breathtaking!

by Sarbear_ November 21, 2021

Macchi

Short for caramel macchiato and used as a endearing nickname.

I miss macchi

by elysian_dreams March 19, 2022

Mach Jesus

Someone Travelling so fast, that colliding with one small object will be fatal.

Tom Cruise was going Mach Jesus to avoid being late for the shoot.

by AlphaJPM September 15, 2022

Mach 5 Giga Karen

A Mach 5 Giga Karen is the highest known level of Karen. They're the Karens that will go far out of their way to destroy people that have nothing to do with them. These are not stupid Karens they have been doing this for years that's why they're always older and have a track record of nothing but bloodshed.

They're truly awful people that usually die alone, not even their kids speak to them. Get ready as more Mach 5 Giga Karens will rise in future. You've been warned.

Boss: Hey how has your first month been at the company?

Guy: It's been good.

Boss: Good, it's just that you've received a few complaints about your attitude and competency.

Guy: Really? From who?

Boss: I can't say but we've received a lot of complaints from this person and they're a trusted member of staff. If this keeps happening we're going to have to speak about your position in this company.

*Later on

Wife: How was work?

Guy: Not good I was reported by a Mach 5 Giga Karen, she's trying to get me fired already and I've only been there a month. I think it's because I looked at her the wrong way 2 weeks ago.

by Race relations May 17, 2023

Fapier mache

Small confetti-like strips of toilet tissue that get perma-caked on to one's johnson after ejaculating into a bit of bog roll.

"I'm just going to clean last week's fapier mache off the old beef bazooka....*grabs acetone and ice pick*....and may be gone some time".

- Captain Lawrence Edward Grace ("Titus") Oates (17 March 1880 – 16 March 1912).

by Lardon_with_a_Hardon November 21, 2011