old maid

The modern-day word, Lesbian was a no-no, and can be a sub set of this word and Spinster.

She's an old maid who was never interested in men.

by Furb April 17, 2006

Maidstone

Commonplace for landlords of multiple properties to live and party especially on weekend trips to Amsterdam where they get off their bonce on shrooms.

Me: Hey where has our old landlord dave gone?
Friend: Did you not hear? He moved to Maidstone and parties regularly in Amsterdam.

by Shabbaz August 2, 2018

Hand Maid

A person (mostly female) who fucks or gets fucked by a commander

Dude she's a hand maid

by Dude Bro Dude November 3, 2016

Brown Maiden

One who receives a Dirty Sanchez.

...after The Nub gave that octogenarian a Dirty Sanchez, she was forever known as Brown Maiden.

by punkyQB February 7, 2007

mount holly milk maid

The act of a girl lactating on a guys dick to lube it up for anal sex.

Dude last night me and my wife did a mount holly milk maid.

by jbcountryboy February 28, 2009

Iron Maiden

Verb: to stick your dick in a waffle iron and then stick it in your partner(s) vagina

Last night he was lucky enough to get an Iron Maiden

by calpal March 14, 2009

Ho-manda

A ho ass bitch named Amanda that works in a night club/ bar in Arlington Texas as a bartender but is actually a ho (prostitute).

dat ho-manda will fuck on her break

by kingkongdong27 December 29, 2004