manbag

A purse with a strap worn by a man, often carried by someone who is a metrosexual

Steve forgot his manbag with all his credit cards and personal belongings.

by APatcher February 20, 2004

recovering manager

After being a manager for many years the person attends rehabilitation and a twelve step program to get over the trauma of dealing with employees and their petty problems at work.

Joe use to be a really easy going, nice, intelligent person but now he is a recovering manager and sits around all day with slobber running down his face.

by Deborah Spicer June 21, 2006

managain

Another word for the male gender organ.

I wasn't getting any so I beat my managain to no end. Then it got swollen and fell off.

by M34speed November 4, 2006

manfatuation

The unhealthy admiration a man exhibits when referring to the achievements of his favorite sports figure.

"Unaware of my own manfatuation, I found myself marveling at Kelly Slater's naked competitiveness."

by KR Smith March 27, 2008

manufag

A person that brags about the manual transmission belittling those who do not drive the same transmission. This person can be seen as an "asshole" when around others, mocking those who drive automatic transmission cars, shouting insults or negative statements such as: "Sissy!" You're lazy!" "What kind of lazy bastard uses that transmission?" "Ugh! You pathetic loser!" And the most common: "Manuals are for MEN" (determining masculinity through the choice of the person buying the car with an automatic transmission)

God I hate these manufags!

Ugh stop being an manufag Jack!

I guess you're a manufag. Nice.

If you care so much about a goddamn transmission, you're a manufag!

by George.IH February 7, 2018

risk manager

Typically used by fraternity members, the risk manager assesses the drunkenness of their fellow members and lets them know how many more drinks they can have before reaching a level where they would experience “whiskey dick”

Michael: Yooo Tom as risk manager, I’ve had 12 drinks in 3 hours but really want to hook up with this girl and also keep drinking, what’s my risk status?
Tom: Thanks for asking Michael, judging off of your height and weight and your history, I’d say you’re at a level 7 and could have 2-3 more beverages.

Michael: Thanks Tom

by Just Tom November 8, 2017

Manface

the nasty bitch who has greasy hair, an ugly ass face, and a funny shaped body, but ends up getting the boy.

I want to tear manface to shreads for stealing justin

by ihateyoumanface January 26, 2010