Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.
I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.
by Slimpickins5431 January 06, 2021
Opposite of the G.O.A.T, the KC quarterback tried to act cool, but the defensive team could spot the Montana Dingo on the back side of his pants. They knew at the 2 minute warning he’d need a wardrobe change.
I think he pooped his pants. I can see the Montana Dingo.
The pressure is getting to him. That Montana Dingo is obvious.
The pressure is getting to him. That Montana Dingo is obvious.
by Dumpmonkey 10 January 31, 2022
by fortnitestroker76 June 06, 2025
The act of a man covering his penis in honey and gravel then grinding it against another man's penis, absolutely annihilating both parties' private parts.
Man 1: "Dude, do you wanna try the Montana Sausage Grind tonight?"
Man 2: "Oh hell yeah! Lemme grab the honey."
Man 2: "Oh hell yeah! Lemme grab the honey."
by notinvis June 07, 2025
Large black Nigerian female with hourglass hips and a cowboy hat who squirts as faithfully as old faithful. Her partner is typically a small Asian man, around 120lbs in weight or lower. She uses her large tentacle like appendage to dominate her partner.
by Jack Stack_24 October 03, 2020
Don't drink that it's "Montana sweet tea".
by Montana gentleman's club October 08, 2018
by car air conditioning June 09, 2024