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Cookies And Milf

When you dunk cookies into a wet Milfs vagina
Those cookies and milf really hit the spot
by Samdasloth June 17, 2018
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Thunder-milf

A milf with frakin golumptious Thunder thighs
Damn bro your mom is a Thunder-milf
by Bigchungusisdad January 25, 2021
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Moeller Milf

A mother of a archbishop Moeller high school student that is unusually hot for her age.
Dude Mrs.Mercurio is a Moeller Milf
by LittleManJJ1 January 22, 2022
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MILF coded

When you have to leave your home because someone took it away (directly or indirectly eg through a curse)
1) I had to leave home because I was cursed and I accidentally had an affair with my bro
2) Damn, you got MILF coded. The guy who cursed you took your home away
by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap January 2, 2022
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Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.
I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.
by Dookie Dan November 5, 2020
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Jurassic MILF

A senior aged to post-cougar MILF in remarkably good shape and figure, most often observed at higher-end grocery stores. Jurassic MILFs are usually only spotted by men post-40 years of age as the lowest age bracket. Particularly fine specimens with glorious plumage can attract the attention of adult males as young as 15 years of age. Jurassic MILFs have become far more prevalent with later aged divorce rates and improved brassiere technology while younger females average heavier mass.

Jurassic MILFs should not be confused with "backside hit and runs" where a viewer's initial evaluation of garmented backside approval meets a leathered front side. Some Jurassic MILFs are such an enigma that another shopping cart drive-by is needed to fully absorb the situation. Jurassic MILF's are a more proud, stable, and submissive creature that lack the attention deficit of the Cougar. For this reason, idle attempts at conversation are low risk without mental Seppuku.
Yeah, Casi's on the corner....great fish. Try it, its the autobaun of MILF to Jurassic MILF.
by contributer_to_pop March 18, 2014
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CODA-MILF

CODA-co-dependent + MILF Mom I'd like to fuck -

Bring them together and you have the perfect angel of a girl, she has the warm maternal instincts of a woman willing to take care of her man when he is in need, give her man all the love and attention he could possibly want without smothering him in anything but her HOT tight self - the kind of woman on your arm that other men want to steal but won't be able to because she only has eyes for her man - who she thinks can take on the world with one hand tied behind his back...
The hot woman you are dating who your friends say is a cougar but isn't because cougars are predators and she is a kitten....so you educate them and say - this here is my coda-milf - she is happiest making me happy you noob - don't hate - congratulate!
by Omar's Milf April 8, 2010
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