Jay Luck

The universal force that binds all people named Jay that dictates no matter what anything that can go wrong does go wrong

Dude I tried to ask out a girl but she shagged with my mate. I can't escape the Jay Luck!

by thatoneguyjay October 23, 2018

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Neku Luck

Neku Luck is a term associated with people that have really bad luck when it comes to pretty much everything.

Dude 1:"Oh damn, have you seen that guy? He has Neku Luck!"
Dude 2:"Ouch, i kinda feel bad for him"

by Bruuuuuuuhhhhhh November 18, 2017

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Lan luck

The complete opposite of chuck luck. Lan luck is comparative to slipping on ice and landing on your ass, only instead of falling on the ground, you end up falling on a 12 inch dildo coated in rockguard that bottoms out in your lungs. Many people who suffer from lan luck end up contemplating suicide or suffer from depression and a resentment for people who live their lives normally. Often times you will see these individuals praying beforehand to just have something work for once. This usually involves menial tasks such as loading up a video game, trying to get marginally lucky for lootbox rewards or just going from point A to point B whilst travelling. Many of the afflicted are named Landon, Lan or have some sort of variation of the previously listed names. The cause is unknown but is the main driving point that people associated with chuck luck are to blame as they are viewed as siphoning all luck away from them. Those who have the names "chuck" are deeply resented in these situations.

Lan: "Please God. Please God. Please God! Just start the damn game. I'm sick of this."
Joe: "Dude. We're waiting. Hurry up!"
Chuck: "Seriously man. Been waiting for like an hour now."
Lan: "Fuck! Fucking game crashed again! Are you serious?! Fuck this. I'm out! So done with this lan luck shit..."

by Chucky boyyyooo February 15, 2019

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MARK LUCK

An oddly specific occurance of bad luck which makes you believe as though a supernatural force is fucking with you

If two people are walking in a cycle lane and you are walking on a side walk and a cyclist gets off the cycle path to avoid the two and hits you instead, you have just experienced Mark Luck

by Wagwanonthemandem April 28, 2020

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