Lobster Boy

(Lob-sta-boi) First sighted in Cancun, Mexico Lobster Boy emerges from a mix of ADD, severe sunburn and extensive alcohol consumption. Lobster Boy always kills it in the club with sick dance moves and fancy hand gestures. Although he acts like a dick to all the ladies at the club/pool bar they flock to his side, these girls are referred to as lobster girls. His signature move is the lobster crawl and is know for insighting with 100+ people he doesnt know. His hobbies include spending the last of his money on mexican baby doll puppets, and verbally assaulting women. There have been recent sightings of Lobster Boy in Albany, New York but he mainly resides in Cancun.

"Wow did you see Lobster Boy killing it on the dance floor, he was such a dick to all the ladies but they still wanted him"

Person 1: "Oh my god that extremely sun burnt guy just dunked me under the water and ran away, hes so dreamy!"
Person 2: "holy shit thats the infamous lobster boy!"

by No one shhhh May 22, 2014

Red Lobster

The Red Lobster is when you are having sex with a woman and she has Crabs and is on her Period.

Dave did the Red Lobster last night with Sandy!

by Caroswen July 7, 2009

Lobsters

A bigger case of crabs, very hard to get rid of. Oversized crabs on a whore's body. VERY contagous!!!!!!!(an STD)

Nita: That whore Tiffany gave me Lobsters!!!!!
Jay Ray: What's that?(i wouldn't know bcuz i'm a virgin)
Nita: They are worse than crabs, cuz they are huge er!!!!!!

by Jery February 4, 2008

pink lobster

the outside of the vagina is completely red but she is still pink inside so her vagina is red like a lobster and pink as the vagina...a pink lobster.

After that chick was done with herself that pussy was a pink lobster.

by brankelvegobrowns8183 February 4, 2008

lobster

The goofy people that hang out in your dorm lobby all day long. Usually smell bad because they don't shower and are proud of that fact. They hog the big screen TV to watch the Star Trek Marathon or Rocky Horror picture show with the sound turned off as they read the script they wrote for it. They sit there for hours playing board games like Dungeons & Dragons or Magic the gathering or some other goofy crap while wearing fairy costumes. They may not even belong to your dorm but take it over anyway and join forces with the dorks that do live in your dorm. They just sit there like idiots as you pelt them with snow balls, super soakers, and rocks. Even after you force them out, the smell is still there. Typically they are CS and chemistry majors.

We had planned to watch the football game on the big screen in our lobby but we don't have time to run all the damn lobsters out and clear the air before it starts.

by Sceadu October 17, 2006

Lobster Head

Lobster Head is universal and transcends this universe, expanding infinitely into all universes. Lobster Head is not only beyond time and space, Lobster Head IS time and space. Lobster Head is the Ying to your Yang (or you can be the Ying, Lobster Head really doesn't give a flying fuck.) Lobster Head is not a religion, but it is the worship of all religions. Although Lobster Head first presented itself to this dimension on the glorious night of November 21st 2007, Lobster Head has always, and will always be. Lobster Head is a baby's first smile, and the first bicep Jeffery Daumer ever ate. Lobster Head is love. Lobster Head is hate. To quote Dr. Egon Spengler, "Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light." This is what a human's first experience of Lobster Head is often like. Yes, Lobster Head is total protonic reversal. The most important thing to remember is that Lobster Head is forever, the rest will just fall into place. Finally, why "Gimme Drank?" Well, shout it out loud and all of your questions will be answered. LH4eva

Lobster Head forever don't you ever fuck with me!

by skyerider January 28, 2008

lobsterized

Sunburned; Reddened by the sun

"Hi, Charlene. You look like you got lobsterized."

"I sure did. You look a little lobsterized too.

by Brian P. Costello August 18, 2006