random weeb: "What is the meaning of life?"
me: "In short, being born to die. The long answer? Well. Being born into this world is quite a miracle of nature, where our race who have had the chance to build a civilisation, and while the human race will be quite insignificant in the grand scheme of the universe, our own lives, are but a microscopic fraction of the time it would take for the earth to end. In all fairness, it's up to you what to make of your life, I can't answer that question for you. Find an answer for it yours- and he's gone."
*some miles away*
"Oh my god, i don't a lecture!!! I'll just stick with the first one. ffs"
me: "In short, being born to die. The long answer? Well. Being born into this world is quite a miracle of nature, where our race who have had the chance to build a civilisation, and while the human race will be quite insignificant in the grand scheme of the universe, our own lives, are but a microscopic fraction of the time it would take for the earth to end. In all fairness, it's up to you what to make of your life, I can't answer that question for you. Find an answer for it yours- and he's gone."
*some miles away*
"Oh my god, i don't a lecture!!! I'll just stick with the first one. ffs"
by Punjabi Peanut May 23, 2023
Get the Lifemug. do i really need one -_-
In life you walk out of your house and a bird shits on you... shit just happened
"Thats life!"
Watch warriors of Virtue
In life you walk out of your house and a bird shits on you... shit just happened
"Thats life!"
Watch warriors of Virtue
by Atomangel December 13, 2012
Get the Lifemug. 
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