Laundromat

Laundromat (noun; plural: laundromats)

Traditionally, a laundromat is a public place where people wash and dry their clothes using coin-operated machines. However, in a more humorous or slang sense, a laundromat can refer to a person who “cleans dirty money” for you or someone who helps make a messy situation look squeaky clean.

Verb: to laundromat = to clean or fix something (often figuratively) for someone, especially when it looks suspicious or needs a quick cover-up.

Bro, you really laundromatted that story before telling your parents.

by Bullism October 6, 2025

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Laundry Hepburn Syndrome

Laundry Hepburn Syndrome (LHS)

A psychological condition that happens in a laundromat, when the hypnotic spin of the washing machine can suddenly convince you that you are Audrey Hepburn

Katehrine: I went yesterday to the laundromat and I experienced the Hepburn Syndrome
Karen: The Katherine Hepburn Syndrome?
Katehrine: No, Karen, I mean the Laundry Hepburn Syndrome. For 30 minutes, I believed I was Holly Golightly!

by Love-fi December 8, 2025

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Laundry Basket Threepointer

When u are taking ur ballsack and u stretch it over ur asshole. Then u push out a massive steamer, after that u drop it to the instep of ur foot and then u kick the turd to the nearest laundry basket.

Last week when i was visiting my family in lousiana, i threw a massive laundry basket threepointer.

by Finnishboy22 January 16, 2026

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Douche Lander

a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.

b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.

c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.

Hey there's Mary and her douche lander of the week. Yeah she used like a condom and threw him away.

by jstar23 March 30, 2009

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