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by grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp September 20, 2021

Ja

a ghetto way to day Deadass when your in real life. not to be used in texting

person 1- “ she ja just ran across the street”
person 2- “oh shit for real?”

by swaggysammy September 20, 2021

Law of Jas

Jas (pronounced Juss. Was the name of ancient Hindu God from the time before Mahabharata who's mission on earth was to stop the people from gambling. In order to get the people to stop betting, Jas started to provide false answers on the outcomes. When the people of the villages came to realize what was happening, they started to refer to his advice as the Law of Jas. Anytime he provided any advice or answer, the villagers would do the opposite and called it the Law of Jas. Over time, people in the state of UP would routinely quote the Law of Jas when the opposite happened.

I bet on Rajiv's cow to give more milk than Vijay's cow by the following Law of Jas as he had said Vijay's cow would win.

I think the Law of Jas will air its ugly head during this cricket game I bet on.

by Swami BlackDev Ji October 4, 2012

Non-ja

Someone who talks like they are a serious martial artist, but possessing little to no skills.

Teddy talks a good game, but get him into the octagon and he's a total non-ja.

by VoiceofTJ July 24, 2012

De Ja Woo

De ja Woo is a mixed drink containing dejablue water and any sort of alcohol---like a vodka water but specifically in Dejablue bottle

Woo me with some De Ja Woo

by Bathens July 11, 2011

vu ja de

Remembering something from a time before or from an after; definitely not from this lifetime.

this vu ja de has me trippin balls! Did I say that outloud?!

by bumperstickers September 8, 2011

Jas syndrome

Jas syndrome is a very rare disease that only one person in the world has it at the moment. Jas syndrome is a syndrome where you are born without the ability to do a number two. And are born with longer antestines.

Jas syndrome is very rare.

by SoccerStar_Skye December 7, 2018