spoon-ationship

A type of relationship in which the main (or only) action you and your partner partake in is spooning.

Clyde and Cindy started a spoon-ationship at college, because all they wanted was the comfort of someone to spoon with.

by JoJoWahHeeHaw June 25, 2014

Dookie Spoon

The utensil used to remove fecal matter from the rectum of someone severely constipated.

Because no one in the trailer park had ever heard of an enema, Lloyd was forced to use the dookie spoon on his 500lb mother when it became clear there was no way a turd that large was going to pass through her rectum unaided.

by alie oop February 28, 2012

Omega spoon

Method 1:
The act of removing the spine and troublesome organs via incision down the back, then huddle inside the corpse of your love one.

Method 2:
unhinging the jaw of a love one, stepping inside feet first and pulling the body around like a jumpsuit of onesie

whatever method is used the outcome should be the same; Your full face showing out of the horrid opening that use to be your lover's mouth. showcasing your gleeful face and you bathe in the safety and serenity of the omega spoon

"Jessica, i love Brad so much! i want to omega spoon him tonight"-Amanda
"aww that's so cute! i'm jealous "- Jessica

by Fornite sux July 05, 2018

Spoon tick

A small balled up piece of cotton, usually found on a spoon or other device that has been used to inject illegal drugs. The cotton ball is used as a filter after a drug has been cooked in a spoon. It is dropped into the bowl of the spoon to strain the liquid and weed out any chunks of impurities that have not melted. The needle and syringe then extract the liquid through the cotton filter to inject. Leftover balls of cotton are sometimes hoarded by the drug user for later use, or to swallow when desperate for a high.

Amy is at it again, her drawer was filed with spoon ticks again.

by YepShesCrazy November 01, 2018

Spoon Bang

When you're too ashamed to look the person you're banging in the eye. The modern day paper bag.

"She's not that cute but I would spoon bang her." - Guy

by a-lex May 16, 2014

pre-spoon

Sitting or being right on top of some one else with clothes on and at the point right before sex in which you debate whether or not you have condoms.

" She wanted to eat my sausage but i needed to pre-spoon before we did."

by jehgduoeg May 14, 2015

spoon chain

A long line of people spooning each other.

Last night at Kellie's scary movie party we had the longest spoon chain ever. We are going for the longest spoon chain yet at the snuggle party next week. Spoon chain!

by kate17 December 12, 2013